i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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