I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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