STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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