My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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