Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
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