I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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