Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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