Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
My bed smells like the plague
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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