He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
We are all done wearing pants today
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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