Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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