I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
