going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
