i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
What happened?
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