therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
