Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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