When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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