His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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