Pants 0. Shit 1.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
how drunk are you?
Several
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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