playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
