So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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