How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The adults are the big ones right?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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