playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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