Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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