i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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