I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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