i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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