Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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