i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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