Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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