I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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