Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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