just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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