Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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