So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He better not be in your backpack
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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