after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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