member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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