I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
you will always have a special place in my vag
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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