: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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