Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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