Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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