I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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