when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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