The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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