But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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