Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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