i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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