My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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