WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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