Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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