How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Randomize
