The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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