Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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